These tracks all have one thing in common: they've been very naughty and deserved to be punished. This is either because they are rubbish or (more likely) because they are leftovers from commercial work. There's absolutely no other possible use for them, and they're completely free, so enjoy them.

As always, if you want to borrow one for your website/presentation/podcast, please write to me at the address at the bottom and we can sort something out, like.

All tracks © 2008, Tim Halbert, all rights reserved.

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Eternity Inn (cue Q-3)
Very simple sinister backing track.

Talk to Frank
Misuse drugs and this sort of thing will happen to you, children. Possibly.

Tourtereau
Gushy. This one was definitely worthy of Incineration, believe us.

Pavestones
SimCity-esque minimalism.

Unlucky for Some
13/8 industrial.

Super J
Light entertainment (oh alright, "game show") working theme tune.

Baila Mi Ritmo (John Locke Mix)
Everyone loves Lost's favourite baldie bonce John Locke when he gets a bit pissed at the world, so we've set him bawling his head off to a note-for-note house rearrangement of a disco track by Latino funk band Irakere in the hope that it will make him look really silly. FOR A CHANGE. "Don't ever tell me what I can't do, ever!"

Mediator
Company demonstration video. The usual piano/percussion hybrid with a little hearty singing for added pompous enthusiasm.

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