What is Suedewatch?

Chums taking photographs of Hamish's shoes.

What's so special about Hamish's shoes?

Nothing in particular. They're just so brown! And suede-like!

(They're actually leather, apparently, but nobody cares about that.)

What do the +1/-1 mean?

You vote on whether or not you think the picture really appreciates the full extent of Hamish's extraordinary shoes. If you like the picture, click +1. If you don't like it, click -1. Easy as that. Highly-ranked pictures will take pride of place in our Suedewatch Hall of Fame. You can't place multiple votes on the same computer, the vote-reading thing will only count one vote whatever it tells you.

When will this ever end?

Either when Hamish changes his shoes, or when he finds out, at which point he'll probably change his shoes anyway.

You're taking this a bit too seriously, aren't you?

Yup!

How can I send in a picture of Hamish's shoes?

Send your shots to tim at timhalbert.com.

10.10 - 14.10

This side-on/knee combo capture from Tim "Mr. T" Bishop may have captured the rustic pointiness of the footwear in question, but sadly the voters were quick to neutralise the picture's popularity. A brave effort for a first-time shot.

Final score:

8 thumbs up | 7 thumbs down

114 points.

14.10 - 18.10

An incredible close-up shot taken beneath the dining table from Mr. T again here. The voters approve heartily, and our spy's netted himself an absolute WAD.

Final score:

9 thumbs up | 0 thumbs down

900 points.

18.10 - 22.10

A careful leg-pan shot from none other than the ubiquitous Mr. T. Bishop. A slump in zoom and pixellated accuracy compared with the previous entry means the voters have responded with a slighter degree of harshness.

Final score:

7 thumbs up | 6 thumbs down

117 points.

23.10 - 27.10

Final score:

3 thumbs up | 4 thumbs down

75 points.

Suedewatch Roster of Honour

1. Tim Bishop - 1206