Samuel L Jackson After more than a decade of arduous genetic research, a team of government-funded Nobel Prize-winning scientists have officially declared that they have found skin cell samples of an organism called Samuelus l. Jacksonus. The Samuel is native to the United States only, and is rumoured to possess the ability to sprout an afro at will (although the last recorded major sighting of such a bodily change was 11 years ago). The Samuel is known to consume only Big Kahuna cheeseburgers and 2-litre cups of Sprite (as well as the infrequent gourmet coffee), and reportedly attempts to migrate to Amsterdam and Paris in the dry season. The Samuel is spiritually gifted and his favourite religious text is Ezekiel 25:17 and little bits of Psalm 23 (although he rarely admits to the later for stylistic purposes). Here are some pictures of the creature that have kindly been sent into us by a Mrs. Q. Tarantino of Shepherd's Bush. Oh, yeah, we forgot to mention: he does like to kill squares as well. Strange, but true.