Driving License
A piece of paper or card that certifies you as the driver of a vehicle, or, more importantly, "the bloke in the picture".
In this country, if you pass your driving test, the instructor snatches your green provisional license off you and burns it, then promises to send you a new official pink one when they're good and ready.
Let this be a warning to anyone under the age of 25 who plans to pass their driving test and go to the pub afterwards. You'd be better off turning up and intentionally failing your driving test, to be perfectly honest.
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