Tim Halbert's Most Reliable Guide to Everything in the Universe

Welcome to Tim Halbert's Most Reliable Guide to Everything in the Universe! There are many factual articles on this website, and we hope that perhaps you will be able to learn something from them here today.

It is a well-established Universal Truth that everything you read on Wikipedia is completely made-up. Consequently, this Most Reliable Guide endeavours to bring to you, the reader, what we have (in some cases, using 'rigorous science') determined to be the truth. Not just the truth, but the important truth with all the tedious realistic details chopped off the edges. And thanks to the Guide, together we will create a population of better-informed and ultimately far more intelligent human beings.

The Guide is a public encyclopaedia that anyone can edit. The only stipulation is that only Tim Halbert is allowed to edit it. This ensures a healthy balance between truth and non-truth that will make certain for generations to come that the accuracy and reliability of the Guide shall never be compromised. The Guide will never pretend to be fully comprehensive; that would only make it boastful. Instead, the Guide handpicks only the finest fruits of knowledge to make a better thirst-quenching encyclopaedia.

Please! Click on some of the links on your left and let's see what you don't already know.