Server Data:

Server Administrator/Contact: webmaster@bath.ac.uk

Server Name: midge.bath.ac.uk

Server Port: 80

Server Protocol: HTTP/1.1

Virtual Host: iwww.bath.ac.uk

Request Data:

Request Method: GET

Remote Host: timhalbert.com

Remote Address: 64.13.255.21

Remote Port: 62157

Extra Path Info: /~tmoh20/timhalbert.com/64.13.255.21/dawndusk/simplifieddawndusk.php

Hello! You are Richard Watson.

Useless bastard.

Timdghdgndfhgdfg (I can't be doing with his actual name) sees a surge in traffic and promptly buggers off for weeks at a time, thus making a bit of a joke out of the whole "maintain audience" schematic. A useless bloody sitemaster, frankly. I could be doing a considerably better job. As matter of fact, I already am. Say, who is in charge of this particular "chapter"? ("Chapter", for the record, is pretentious bellcheese. This is NOT a chapter. It's another timely edition of "Hello! You are Richard Watson.")

Anyway, I appear to have had the laptop on my lap top for so long now that I appear to have developed Radioactive Radioactive Eyes™. Now I can see through the heart of your soul, and this page! And it looks like some wires, and stuff, and things, and stuff. So that's a bit of a disappointment, really, isn't it?

I'm Richard Watson. I really do have Radioactive Radioactive Eyes™.

ERRATUM: Richard Watson does not really have Radioactive Radioactive Eyes™.

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